A friend is challenged to see who can smoke a cigarette the

longest distance without losing any ash. You Win Every Time J

 

You will need a packet of cigarettes and a paperclip.

 

Everything starts off OK, but soon they realise that they are

fighting a losing battle as your entire cigarette refuses to let a

single piece of ash drop! It's all in the hidden paperclip! Simply

straighten it out and slide it down your cigarette (taking care not

to punch a hole in the side in the process).

 

Make sure it slightly

digs into the filter so as to give it some stability. Now, snip off the

end. This should give you a normal looking cigarette with no

protruding wire.

 

Light up and see for yourself. This looks great in

the right context. Just lighting one up in the pub makes you an

instant magnet for girls (& drunk males).

 

Remember you can add

the wire to the cigarette at ANY TIME. The cigarette 'tastes'

normal (or so I'm told) so if someone thinks it is a fake let him or

her have a drag.

 

If you are a good play actor then you can

pretend to cast a 'hex' upon it. Remember - a decent pub

trickster always puts a really good performance when needed.