This can be a real shocker.

 

A fork, knife or spoon.

Coffee milk and or cream container.

When you're at a restaurant with some friends and your feeling

kind of down….

 

Very slyly grab one of those coffee milk / cream containers and

hide it in your hand. Now with the other hand, pick up a knife,

fork or spoon.

 

Start talking to yourself, saying, "I hate my life, I just don't feel

like I can take it anymore." Until everyone at the table starts to

look at you in a weird way.

 

Then take the hand with the container concealed in it and hold it

up to your eye with the paper side down, and take the spoon and

act like you're shoving it into your eye.

 

(Take care here; it is better to use a blunt object such as a spoon handle) A bunch of

white milk / cream will come squirting out on everybody.

 

If you want to make it more dramatic scream and fall on the floor, and

start having convulsions.